Saturday Night Live: High Profiling the Lab Monkey Theme
and Regime Change & Purge and Servicing the
Custodian Chief’s International Persona
and
Coercive Diplomacy: Softening Up the Chinada Bunker
© 2010 Brad Kempo B.A. LL.B.
Barrister & Solicitor
SNL’s been a partner since the autumn of 2006. And every single week it’s broadcast a new show since then the lexicon’s been employed to generate communiqués as part of the coalition’s overall plan to so encircle, embarrass and threaten the Chinada High Command. The objective of the global community of democracy, rule of law, human rights and free market advocates has, to use WWII terminology, been to ‘soften up the bunker’ to make institutional change easier.
It’s been a oft-used description of what year-after-year coercive diplomacy sought to achieve in Canada; namely to fire gatling-gun style so many thousands of threats – selective assassination, rendition, international asset seizure and what comes with regime change (prosecution then life imprisonment for the complicit, forced unemployment, full asset forfeiture and blacklisting forever for the loyal – the “dumpster diver lifestyle”) – that all malfeasant throughout the country would brace themselves for fundamental change. It will be recalled the Allies bombarded the hillside at Normandy Beach on D-Day for many hours with sea-launched artillery in order to “soften up the bunker” so when the troops landed there would be much less resistance.
Similarly in Canada when the coalition was ready to move against those who thought they were invincible, insulated and immune the vast majority that supported and protected the status quo would mutiny and join the reform and accountability team.
Lorne et al., reacted positively to the launch of the Article 7 Accountability Institute; doing so by scripting the intro comedy sketch to the December 18, 2010 show to include a reference to the Custodian Chief’s lab monkey status and juxtaposing it with the communiqué that he’s going to be “dunking” those who thought they were incapable of being held to account. These messages to the unwaveringly sociopathic and pubescent were embedded in a spoof of what the U.S. government’s top leadership wanted for Christmas. They’re observed staring out their office windows envisioning what kind of newspaper headlines they’d like to see.
The very first artillery shell came in the form of articulating once again that when change comes those who've been loyal to the Chinada High Command will lose their jobs and their assets will in part go to the Custodian Chief as compensatory and punitive damages. A compensation ratifier is used during President Obama’s portion to draw attention to the purge issue.
Then to red flag the lab monkey issue the first Biden headline contains the colors of Chinada. Additionally, when that part begins Lorne et al. blank the screen for a second – a Pentagon - White House Maneuver (momentarily interrupting the broadcast).
When the evening’s host, Jeff Bridges, delivered his monologue, he was choreographed to employ the gesturing constituent of the lexicon to service the Custodian Chief’s international persona – referring to him as “The Dude” and then getting humorously sarcastic about how incapable he is in the art of communication. It's meant to be funny because he's the opposite when on the phone pursing the reform and accountability agenda, authoring the research treatise, speaking to his partners and clients and providing commentary to what's added to the diplomacy archive.
Of all those [movie roles I’ve played] the one I get recognized for the most – The Dude Cl.M.]. But I gotta say it’s kind of a bummer, man, well you know it’s not me. Because The Dude, he’s a character, right/ […] For example, The Dude he [Close M.] has – he has trouble, you know, … expressing himself. [audience laughter]
Later during a sketch poking fun at teen music superstar and coalition partner Miley Cyrus, he’s playing an interviewed Nick Nolte; and this time he’s scripted to draw attention to how “great” the coalition’s agenda is. Prison certainty is added behind both of them.
Miley: So Nick Nolte, what did you think [of the Say No to Drugs PSA]?
Nick: [protracted Z-J M.] I think it was pretty damn great.
During the ‘Weekend Update’ segment the Custodian Chief is identified by getting a cast member to impersonate Brad Pitt as a weatherman. There are a coalition identifying three sun icons with sunglasses superimposed on California and the rest of the country seen on the map is the color of quantum.
Then Seth steps aside for a moment so that three cast members can deliver a humorous version of ‘Oh Christmas Tree’. During it the communiqué about deconstructing and reconstituting the Canadian State in all its forms is repeated over and over; the chorus being “Oh Christmas tree, the leaves are so unchanging” and accompanied by two of the three employing the gesturing constituent of the lexicon throughout to red flag the lyrics as geo-relevant. The gestures are in this order: Powell-Diaz M., Diaz M., Diaz M., Taylor M., Prince Harry M., Cl.M.
